December 2004



Okay, so Umberto Eco is approximately one billion times smarter than you or I. I know this because he’s a professor of semiotics at the University of Bologna (go ahead and click on the link: I wasn’t 100% sure what it was either, and I’m happy to wait until you return), and you don’t get that job unless you’re at least moderately a genius. He’s also written some brilliant and highly erudite novels such as “The Name of the Rose” and “Foucault’s Pendulum” where he demonstrates just how learned and clever he is. If you accept the fact that Eco knows a hell of a lot more about just about everything than you do, and you’re not going to catch most of what he throws at you, you can really enjoy his writing.

Baudolino follows its eponymous late 11th century character through his childhood as a poor peasant with a gift for languages to his becoming the adopted son of emperor Frederick Barbarossa (a character who figures prominently in Crowley’s “Little, Big”). Along with his gift for languages Baudolino is also skilled at telling fabulous and convincing lies, and the story is told as his life’s tale recounted to another as the sack of Constantinople rages about them. We follow Baudolino across Italy and Europe, and eventually to a mythical kingdom in the East in search of the famous (and imaginary) priest-king Prester John. Along the way we are treated with a wonderful glimpse of the Middle Ages, and an adventure tale told with a great deal of humour.

A central theme that gets explored here is “What is truth?”. Baudolino weaves his fantastic tales in the service of a greater good, “spinning” and manipulating events around him in order to help those whom he loves. For his pains he is called the “Father of Lies” by his interlocutor, and in the process Eco demands of us the same questions: what is historical truth, and what ends does truth serve.

This is an enjoyable feast!

Okay, this is really freaking creepy.

Yahoo! News - Mystery Martian ‘Carwash’ Helps Space Buggy

Tue Dec 21, 2:10 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - An unexplained phenomenon akin to a space-borne car wash has boosted the performance of one of the two U.S. rovers probing the surface of Mars, New Scientist magazine said on Tuesday.

It said something — or someone — had regularly cleaned layers of dust from the solar panels of the Mars Opportunity vehicle while it was closed down during the Martian night.

The cleaning had boosted the panels’ power output close to their maximum 900 watt-hours per day after at one stage dropping to 500 watt-hours because of the heavy Martian dirt.

By contrast, the power output of the solar panels of Mars Spirit — on a different part of the Red Planet — had dropped to just 400 watt-hours a day, clogged by the heavy dust.

“These exciting and unexplained cleaning events have kept Opportunity in really great shape,” the magazine quoted NASA (news - web sites) rover team leader Jim Erickson as saying.