[Got Beer?]The Register reports that Beer not fattening: official. This result was determined by the British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA), so you can be sure that it was completely unbiased in its methodology.

This is relieving, as I was concerned that my gut was the result of my weekly indulging on my favorite ales. Apparently I was wrong — apparently its that big glass of Florida’s Natural I down every morning with my Citrucel.