OMG candyboots.com is fabulous, and a bit freaky. But mostly you’ll laugh till you puke.

Its 1974. You’ve got your best jumpsuit on, you’re groovin’ to Grace Slick, and you want to lose some extra poundage. What do you do? You join Weight Watchers, and get their delicious recipe cards, which show you how to make nutritious and delicious food while the pounds just melt off. Or maybe the melting is due to the twelve hits of acid you took at that party last year, which seems to come back to haunt you at the worst times.

This food is so terrible, so disgusting, and so utterly unappealing that its no wonder that America is a nation of great, big, fat persons.

Oh yeah, there’s apparently a book.