Pride flag number four was stolen last night. There will be another police report filed tomorrow. Hopefully my favorite Chelsea police officer will come to take the report again.

When we first came to Chelsea, everyone said we were daft to hang a rainbow flag on our house, but we hung it just the same, just to show them. It was stolen. So we hung a second one. That one was stolen. So we hung a third. That one was snapped off, then stolen. So we hung a fourth. That one was torn, then stolen.

We’re going to hang a fifth. And that, my friends, will be the strongest, queerest, gayest, most prideful flag in all of Chelsea.

(Ten points if you get the reference.)