Conversation this morning:

A: (Looking at yesterday’s mail) Well, I’m glad we got our Christmas cards done well before Christmas this year. Now everyone is sending us one since they got ours.

B: I hope all of our friends think “That Brian and Alan, they’re so organized. I wish we could be more like them. (In voice of fictitious straight neighbor or friend) Honey, we should be more like Alan and Brian.”

A: Well, they’re gay.

B: Well, indeed.

A: Anyways, that’s what I like about Christmas. Its the shaming and jealousy.

B: Indeed.